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Just got on the flight. Absolutely nackered can’t wait to sleep. 
I slept the whole way waking up here and there but nothing really fun to report.
Arrived in Washington DC. Feeling so weak. I’m thinking pretzel should be ok.
Walked all around the terminal to look for a paperclip, had to switch sims in my phone.
Finally at the gate, grabbed some pepto and some pain killers.
It seems like there’s a big tour going on this trip. Everyone in the lounge knows eachother lol
Toilet paper at Dulles Airport is of higher quality than San Francisco’s.
Boarding boarding boarding
And I’ve just been “randomly” searched
All settled in my seat just awaiting take off
Announcement “Attention we have to change planes, please grab your belongings and make to gate C6. It will be the same type of plane”
Ok confusing, and my flight is now delayed by an hour :(
Delay reason: Aircraft Servicing. What does that mean? Did someone forget to fill up the tank?
Waiting at the gate and I’m fallin asleep :( trying hard to stay awake.
Just got woken up at the gate by staff! Fuck! No one is around. Fuck!
Ok I’m the last one to board! Holy shit, that was too close to last time. I’ve gotta stop taking these fuckin long connections.
Got settled in my seat. Sitting next to couple on choir trip. Touring cathedrals in UK. First stop Ealing…
I’ve been sleeping so much on this flight. Feeling a lot better but stomach still sensitive.
About 2hrs till I’m back. Can’t wait to be back. I’ve missed my lady a lot :( 
Hopefully will get a full day of sleep then work at 6pm. All nighter! Should be fun.